Paradoxical statements aside, the update is fast approaching and bursting at the seams with new content, and stuff that was reworked almost entirely.

This isn’t an update. This is just a memo to let you know that by popular request, I have started a Play-by-Post forums with a built-in dice roller and such handy tools. You can find it here.
And also, I recently discovered this, which you may find of interest.

Be the Ultimate Ninja! Play Billy Vs. SNAKEMAN […]

What was I thinking?! Taken over by pirates? What kind of news is that?
In other news… FEED MEEEE! Oh yeah, and the update is coming, too. I guess. So long as you vote on the link I mentioned in the previous post

So it is. Soon.
Or at least, somewhat soon.
Maybe. Possibly.
It isn’t impossible that the update is coming soon. In fact, I would like to take this as an opportunity to distract you with… er… puppies! Yes. Puppies!

I’ve been very busy lately and haven’t had time to work on the project at all, or pay a lot of attention to the forums. But if it’s any consolation, at least I’m making a post to tell you about it!