Next Update (Something something something happy ending)

[Frankto]

... or something to that effect. I'll take whatever I can get, really.

New:

Basic Game Mechanics:

• Added Quickened Actions (!!!)
  
  Feats:
  
• Melee Mastery
  
• Ranged Mastery
  
• Added Imperial Wyrm to blood pacts
  
  Equipment:
  
• Added high-powered smoke bomb
  
• Added greater paper bomb
  
  Advanced and Prestige Class:
  
• Added 'Intense Power' and 'Chakra Pulse Mastery' abilities for the Devastator
  
• Added 'Exarch's Retribution' and 'Rejuvenating Touch' abilities for the Exarch
  
• Added 'Supreme Melee Mastery' and 'Supreme Ranged Mastery' abilities for the Exemplar
  
  Techniques:
  
• Keirigan Hijutsu: Hametsu Kata (Keirigan Secret Technique: Decimation Form)
  
• Keirigan Hijutsu: Ousatsugaku (Keirigan Secret Technique: Art of the Overkill)
  
• Keirigan Jutsu: Hissatsugaku (Keirigan Secret Technique: Art of the Deathblow)
  
• Keirigan Jutsu: Saikou Hiken - Saiten (Keirigan Technique: Ultimate Secret Skill - Breaking Point)
  
  Friends and Foes:
  
• Added Crawling Swarm to the list of symbiote swarms
  
  Summoning:
  
• Added Alternate Form summon feat
  
• Added Greater Alternate Form summon feat
  
• Added Chaos Wyrm summon feat
  
• Added Heavenly Wyrm summon feat
  
• Added Imperial Wyrm blood pact
  
  Epics:
  
• Added the epic Samurai progression
  
  Ninja Tools:
  
• Added exploding kunai
  
• Added imperial blade
  
• Added wrath of the demiurge
  
  Modifications:
  
  Basic Game Mechanics:
  
• Characters now gain one-half their character level in chakra during a short rest or their Con modifier, whichever is higher.
  
• Elemental affinity rules has been changed to elemental nature transformation; only the first transformation is called an affinity. (!!)
  
  Basic Classes:
  
• Tough Hero's endurance talents changed to give 5 chakra each.
  
  Feats:
  
• Heroic Surge has been reworked slightly and grants a quickened action (!!!)
  
• Underhanded Technique now correctly increases the chakra cost.
  
• Multipuppet Fighting feat has been simplified and changed slightly.
  
  Equipment:
  
• The Chisa-gatana's critical threat range is now correctly 19-20.
  
• The Ninja-to now correctly deals slashing damage.
  
• Heavy dark iron and oversized were modified.
  
• The exploding kunai was removed.
  
• Sunburst tags were modified.
  
• Ice bomb damage was increased.
  
• Exploding tags were renamed to paper bombs and modified to allow linking.
  
• Greater exploding tags were modified slightly and are now superior paper bombs.
  
  Advanced and Prestige Classes:
  
• The Taijutsu Master's Improved Critical taijutsu mastery has been replaced by Uncanny Critical.
  
• The Technique Analyst's Elemental Shaping meta-chakra mastery has been reworked.
  
• The Elementalist's Elemental Surge has been improved slightly, but now grants a quickened action. (!!!)
  
• The Genjutsu Master's Quicken Illusion has been improved slightly, but now grants a quickened action. (!!!)
  
• The Ninja Scout's Quicken Technique has been rewritten to be clearer and now grants a quickened action. (!!)
  
• The Summoner's Pride of the Summoner has been rewritten to be clearer and can now grant a quickened action. (!!)
  
• The Samurai now gains bonus chakra like the Sacred Fist
  
• The Shinobi Bodyguard and Squad Captain's Mettle ability now affects any Fortitude partial effect as well as Will saves. (!!!)
  
• The Puppeteer's Greater Focus skill was renamed Intense Concentration and its effects were improved. (!!)
  
• The Elementalist's elemental focus now only increases the save difficulty by +1. (!!)
  
• The Genjutsu Master's greater mastery now only increases the save difficulty by +1. (!!)
  
  Techniques:
  
• The rules for techniques mastery have been changed: steps 1 through 3 now only require 1 success, and step 4 and 5 require 2 successes (!!!)
  
• The Chiyu healing techniques suite are now Fortotide half instead of Fortitude negate.
  
• Kourai Dachi was updated and modified slightly
  
• Nikuteki Taisha was reworked.
  
  Friends and Foes:
  
• The amount of experience awarded for an elite, boss and solo creature has been lowered (!!)
  
  Epic:
  
• Outstanding and Abysmal chakra signatures now renamed to Legendary and Godlike respectively
  
• Sacred fist epic progression altered slightly
  
  Priority Chart:
  
• (!) - Important
  
• (!!) - Very Important
  
• (!!!) - Must Read

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[Chaos4knuckles]

Need happy ending, why not zoid... nevermind.
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[Frankto]

For the next update, I need, nay, demand... a Meatzza!
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[chaoticangel97]

Suddenly I'm very hungry.

[Athildur]

5 kg of fat, just what the doctor ordered. (that is to say, that's fkin disgusting :p)
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Oy, this is going to be troublesome *sigh*

[SirShadow]

But Frankto... I don't want you to die o_o;

[Frankto]

It makes the meatzza or it gets the mallet again.
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[SirShadow]

o__o; ... could be worse, he could be asking me to put lotion on my skin...

[demoralizer]

That wouldn't be worse than Frankto dying, don't be selfish and take the mallet.

[Jensik]

My kitchen is far too small to make a proper Meatzza. However, if you do find yourself in my neck of the woods (yes, there are woods here) I can and will make you ManDogs.
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[Jensik]

ManDog = whole beef hotdog, wrapped in cheese, wrapped in ground beef, wrapped in bacon, coated in bread crumbs and parmesan cheese. Bake for 20 minutes, then enjoy clogging your arteries.
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[chaoticangel97]

Sounds like a good and hearty breakfast.

[Athildur]

Instead, try what I had, a lovely (baby) spinach cucumber salad with roasted pine nuts, a lovely dressing of olive oil, balsamic vinegar, sun-dried tomatoes and salt. With a dash of freshly chopped mind and grated parmesan on top.

Delicious I tell you. And no grease or meat involved at all!
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Oy, this is going to be troublesome *sigh*

[Frankto]

[demoralizer]

[Athildur]

[Sacredstorm]

[SirShadow]

[Athildur]

Real men look a heart attack in the eye and flip it the bird, then punch it in the face. They do not get attacked by them. Don't be ridiculous.
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Oy, this is going to be troublesome *sigh*

[demoralizer]

That is similar to what I said to my brother when he claimed that I was not man enough to quit smoking.

Me: Any pussy can quit. It takes a real man to take on cancer.
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[Frankto]

So, Hatch. Like to toss Man Salads, do you?
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[Athildur]

[SirShadow]

Wow. Just wow.

[Athildur]

[SirShadow]

:P You confuse disgust/shock for admiration.

[Shun]

That's all pussy food, try this from Whataburger (or probably anywhere), though I can't guarantee taste/price as I made it myself at employee discount... plus my manager was cool most of the time. She would bring her dvd player and we'd watch anime while doing orders
1 x heavy buttered & toasted bun
2-4 x hamburger patties
2-6 x onion Rings
2-4 x fried chicken patties
12-24 x fried hashbrown sticks
4-8 x cheese slices and/or shredded
sausage gravy smothered on every other layer
add small amount of pepper and a little bit of salt
I also had a large order of fries and a large milshake on the side.

My co-workers often joked and told me to eat it slow for fear (concern?) I could drop dead of a heart attack. My boss called it the heart attack sandwhich meal.

I ate that 5-6 days out of the week for 9 months for free or at the low cost of something like $4-5, two to three times a day. I can never get a ride when they start serving breakfast (11pm-11am) so I haven't eaten it since. But I'm not even sure I would now because $25-30 could cover a couple of days.

I should add that I stand at around 5-9" and weigh a consistant 120-125. I can't go above no matter how much I eat.
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[chaoticangel97]

yeah yeah, go ahead and flaunt your amazing metabolism.

[Senshen]

Yeah not all of us have a golden metabolism granted to them by the gods.
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