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puddingwraith Derp
Joined: 11 Jan 2006 Posts: 117
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 12:19 pm Post subject: fusion daddies! and other ideas |
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ok, so fuze 2 guys together and then impregnate a girl.
so this could result in combining bloodlines: pick 3!
Or making a bloodline more potent, like developing True Sharingan that developes faster and can get more than 3 commas because bloodline was made more potent and condensed. progeny would likely have bonus power unit, score bonuses from the fuzed father, maybe +4pts per score plus 2 power units. has 4 commas at level 4 then 6 at level 9 (twice the usual).
how about spawn of edo tensei and the living?!
bloodline that can regrow heads and limbs (regenerate), and of course has the bloodlines of the parents also.
how about sealing the Tarrasque (call him Armor-Tail) inside someone.
how about a jutsu that makes Enma horny to impregnate the female ninja to make spawn of Enma! |
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hastur Grandmaster
Joined: 02 Feb 2005 Posts: 525
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 1:38 pm Post subject: |
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How about stop posting stupid ideas? _________________ Three are the paths of soul:
One out - roam across the plain,
One back - dwell with the tribe and tent,
One in - turn an enemy's hate.
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Athildur Sexually progressive Valkyrie
Joined: 27 Jul 2005 Posts: 3197 Location: Netherlands
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 3:24 pm Post subject: |
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NOw there's a good idea, hastur. I like you :p. _________________ Oy, this is going to be troublesome *sigh* |
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Elon Shinobigami
Joined: 10 Jan 2005 Posts: 1198 Location: Spain
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Posted: Tue Aug 29, 2006 8:58 pm Post subject: Re: fusion daddies! and other ideas |
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puddingwraith wrote: | how about a jutsu that makes Enma horny to impregnate the female ninja to make spawn of Enma! |
LOL
Guys, take that as what it is, an attempt to make you laugh. _________________ Oden! Guide our ships, our axes, spears and swords! Guide us through storms that whip and in brutal war!
Be the Ultimate Ninja! Play Billy Vs. SNAKEMAN today! |
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Cujo Chuunin
Joined: 02 May 2006 Posts: 99
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 1:01 am Post subject: |
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Man I wish this was funny so I would laugh, I just found it stupid ><. |
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Frankto Shinobigami
Joined: 16 Aug 2004 Posts: 7372 Location: Canada
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 7:21 am Post subject: |
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Indeed. _________________ "It's like making a cake, but instead of a cake it's a game and instead of frosting I have no life."
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puddingwraith Derp
Joined: 11 Jan 2006 Posts: 117
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 9:32 am Post subject: |
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ok yes the Enma thing was just for fun but really,
If fusion is used to make kids they would be more powerful. I could see Orochimaru doing something like that to give more than one bloodline. |
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Athildur Sexually progressive Valkyrie
Joined: 27 Jul 2005 Posts: 3197 Location: Netherlands
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 11:12 am Post subject: |
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Uh-huh...except this isn't Dragonball Z or whatever, and there's no technique for fusion. And there never will be. Way too complex, biologically, chemically and sensibly speaking. _________________ Oy, this is going to be troublesome *sigh* |
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hastur Grandmaster
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 12:23 pm Post subject: |
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Athildur wrote: | Uh-huh...except this isn't Dragonball Z or whatever, and there's no technique for fusion. And there never will be. Way too complex, biologically, chemically and sensibly speaking. |
Sadly there is - Yuukaifuu (Fusion Seal). [Ouch my eyes ... they're burning) _________________ Three are the paths of soul:
One out - roam across the plain,
One back - dwell with the tribe and tent,
One in - turn an enemy's hate.
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Frankto Shinobigami
Joined: 16 Aug 2004 Posts: 7372 Location: Canada
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 12:39 pm Post subject: |
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And you only have the fans to blame for that one. _________________ "It's like making a cake, but instead of a cake it's a game and instead of frosting I have no life."
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kp91 PM Frankto for a Special Title
Joined: 09 Aug 2006 Posts: 3076
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Posted: Wed Aug 30, 2006 10:48 pm Post subject: |
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Well I've been thinking of using the technique as a way of explaining how a kage sealed away a biju in a campaigne I've been thinking of running. He fused it to himself and then killed himself.
Also, you can't do this, since you can only choose one bloodline at a time if you fuse people with a bloodline. So you can only make a child of whatever bloodline you chose during the process of making the child (>.<). And even if you could, it would work the same way that someone any two bloodlines mating would result it. The child is one o the other, not both. Perhaps, if anything a new bloodline that is somewhere in between, but never both or all 3. |
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Athildur Sexually progressive Valkyrie
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 5:40 am Post subject: |
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Oh, there is...well, you can see why my mind chose to ignora that and erase it from my memory ^^'. _________________ Oy, this is going to be troublesome *sigh* |
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puddingwraith Derp
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 12:51 pm Post subject: |
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I was looking on the web at genetic stuff and found out modern science can already combine people.
for example when the baby is in early stages of developement just add other dna, making a chimaera. The person will have different dna for different parts of the body, but offspring will have whatever the reproductive parts have as dna.
there is a way to make 2 women have a baby by messing around in the egg and then it can also still get dna from a male.
and then it can be made a chimaea on top of this!
and then a cyborg on top of that!
so for Naruto, you could have for example, one arm that is chakra vampire, sharingan eyes, part of the body (the dna is woven around through parts of it) that can activate Soushi, and of course the Sakon/Ukon bloodline. |
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Athildur Sexually progressive Valkyrie
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Posted: Thu Aug 31, 2006 1:46 pm Post subject: |
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Uh-huh. Now reread that.
'Modern science' as you so call it, can't. There is a theoretical possibility but nothing of the sort has been proven, nor succesfully tested on anything as large and complex as a human being.
And I'm not even talking about the fact that the nins in the Naruto world really don't know crap about any of this.
And, to be honest, you're sounding a bit like a crazed fanboy...simmer down, give some more elaborate explanation and if you happen to have seen on the net that they can do that stuff, post a link, hrm? Might not be many ppl that want to read it, but I do. _________________ Oy, this is going to be troublesome *sigh* |
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puddingwraith Derp
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 12:36 pm Post subject: |
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Start here (simplest):
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chimera_%28genetics%29
Audio report: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=1392149
Fuse 2 zygotes, fertilized eggs, to form one fetus. One from one set of parents and another put in from another set, done in a lab, in vitro.
From the Lab: Geep
http://arbl.cvmbs.colostate.edu/hbooks/genetics/medgen/chromo/mosaics.html
Naturally Occuring: Jane
http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=412
Dogpile advanced search: "human chimera", "Geep", "Igf2 parthenote", "3 parents", "human rabbit", etc. will yield good results.
They passed laws to make it illegal, and Bush spoke out against making human-animal chimeras and parahumans, but its not that hard to do. Virgin birth from 2 women is harder than simply fusing two or more zygotes. I'm thinking they should clone some supermodels and then fuse chimerize them together, throw in maybe fur and stuff, too. |
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Frankto Shinobigami
Joined: 16 Aug 2004 Posts: 7372 Location: Canada
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 8:03 pm Post subject: |
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Enough. _________________ "It's like making a cake, but instead of a cake it's a game and instead of frosting I have no life."
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